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  • DEFT DEFINITIONS!

    Dear friends.
    Here are some nice Definitions.Newer meanings for the old.
    Nice to start the day,I believe.

    Varadarajan


    Definitions

    School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

    Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
    you can die Rich.

    Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and
    a woman gains her masters.

    Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

    Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
    feminine waterpower.

    Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
    believes he got the biggest piece.

    Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
    everybody disagrees later on.

    Father: A banker provided by nature.

    Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

    Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
    early.

    Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
    Confidence after.

    Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
    decide that nothing can be done together.

    Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

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