Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Mutual fund - Sanskrit joke

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Mutual fund - Sanskrit joke

    पत्नी - ( मधुर वाण्या: स्वपतिं आह्वयति )
    " प्राणनाथ ! अहं स्नानगृहे अस्मि | फेनकं लेपितवती | कृपया अत्र आगत्य भवद्भ्यां बलिनहस्तेन मर्दनं कुर्वन्तु |
    पति: ( वार्तापत्रं पठ्य ..... संतोषेण उत्पतति च पत्न्यै वदति )
    प्रिये! अहं आगच्छामि |
    (स्नानगृहं गत्वा प्रक्षालनार्थं वस्त्रै: सह स्थित्वा पत्नीम् पश्यति )


    पत्नी- श्रुन्वन्तु ! अहं वस्त्राणां फेनकं लेपितवती , इदानीं प्रतिवस्त्रं स्वीकृत्य मर्दनं कृत्वा, प्रक्षाल्य, शुष्कीकरणार्थम् उल्लम्बयतु | मह्यं पाकशाला कार्या: बहव: सन्ति |


    नीति:


    परस्पर निधय: आपण भयस्य विधेय: , कृपया योजना संबन्धित पत्रा: सावदानेन पूर्वं सम्यक् पठन्तु |


    Wife: ( calling from the bath room in a very sweet and husky voice)


    " Darling, I am in the bath room. ....have applied soap all over. ...please come and rub . ...properly with your strong hands....


    ."Husband; ( reading newspaper.... jumps up with all happiness ....and tells his wife)


    "Sweetheart.......I am coming"
    (Reaches the bath room ...sees his wife standing with a pile of clothes)


    Wife: "listen, I have applied soap to the clothes.....now rub each of the clothes properly and wash them and hang them for drying.....I have enough work in the kitchen ."


    Moral:


    *Mutual Fund Investments are subject to market risks, please read scheme related documents carefully, before investing.*
Working...
X