Why do couples fight? - Sanskrit Joke

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Why do couples fight? - Sanskrit Joke
Posted: 08 Dec 2016 08:54 PM PST
किमर्थं दम्पते:मध्ये कलहम् आगच्छति ?

दूरदर्शनम् आलोकिन् समये मम पत्नी पार्श्वे उपविश्य पृष्टवती - दूरदर्शने किं अस्ति ?
अहं उक्तवान् - धूलि
तदनन्तरम् कलहं आरब्धम् |
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मम पत्नी वार्षिकोत्सवे किं आवश्यकम् इति उक्तवती - मह्यं तत् वस्तु आवश्यकम् यत् राजति अपि च त्रिविनाड्याम् 0 त: 100 पर्यन्तं गच्छति |
अहं एकं तूलां क्रीत्वा दत्तवान् |
तदनन्तरम् कलहं आरब्धम् |
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ह्य: मम पत्नी मह्यं बहुमूल्यस्थलं नयतु इति निवेदितवती |
अहं तां पेट्रोल पम्प् नीतवान् |
तदनन्तरम् कलहं आरब्धम् |
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मम पत्नी दर्पण पुरत: तिष्ठ्वा उक्तवती - अहं वृद्ध:,स्थूल: च कुरूपिणी खलु? ममोपरि किञ्चित् उपचारपदे वदन्तु - इति
अहं उक्तवान् - तुभ्यं दृष्टि: सम्यक् अस्ति इति |
तदनन्तरम् कलहं आरब्धम् |
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अहं मम पत्नीं पृष्टवान् - मधु! आवयो: वार्षिकोत्सवे कुत्र गच्छाव:?
तस्यै मुखं श्लाघणेन द्रवति |
सा उक्तवती- कुत्रापि, यत्र अहम् इदानीं पर्यन्तं न गतवती |
अहं तां मम मातृ गृहं नीतवान् |
तदनन्तरम् कलहं आरब्धम् |
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एतदहं मम मित्राय प्रेषितवान् | स: तं पत्नी कृते प्रेषितवान् |
तदनन्तरम् कलहं आरब्धम् |
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WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....[IMG]file:///C:/Users/KSSRAJAN/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.gif[/IMG]

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started....[IMG]file:///C:/Users/KSSRAJAN/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.gif[/IMG]

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started....[IMG]file:///C:/Users/KSSRAJAN/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.gif[/IMG]

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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment

I replied, 'Your eye sight's perfect

And then the fight started....[IMG]file:///C:/Users/KSSRAJAN/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.gif[/IMG]

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

So I took her to my parents house.

And then the fight started....[IMG]file:///C:/Users/KSSRAJAN/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.gif[/IMG]

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Dedicated to all married couples.. But don't send to all

I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and again the fight started
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