Husband - joke
Heated gold is called ornaments
Beaten copper is called wire
Compressed carbon is called diamond
Heated, beaten and compressed human is called husband
Happily married - Oxymoron - Joke
One interesting word in English.
Oxymoron:
An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....
Here are some funny oxymorons :
1) Clearly Misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously Funny
9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies
11) Open Secret
12) Tragic Comedy
13) Foolish Wisdom
14) Liquid Gas
Mother of all Oxymorons is-
15) "Happily Married".
Heated gold is called ornaments
Beaten copper is called wire
Compressed carbon is called diamond
Heated, beaten and compressed human is called husband
Happily married - Oxymoron - Joke
One interesting word in English.
Oxymoron:
An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....
Here are some funny oxymorons :
1) Clearly Misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously Funny
9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies
11) Open Secret
12) Tragic Comedy
13) Foolish Wisdom
14) Liquid Gas
Mother of all Oxymorons is-
15) "Happily Married".