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    Husband - joke


    Heated gold is called ornaments


    Beaten copper is called wire


    Compressed carbon is called diamond


    Heated, beaten and compressed human is called husband










    Happily married - Oxymoron - Joke


    One interesting word in English.


    Oxymoron:


    An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....


    Here are some funny oxymorons :


    1) Clearly Misunderstood
    2) Exact Estimate
    3) Small Crowd
    4) Act Naturally
    5) Found Missing
    6) Fully Empty
    7) Pretty Ugly
    8) Seriously Funny
    9) Only Choice
    10) Original Copies
    11) Open Secret
    12) Tragic Comedy
    13) Foolish Wisdom
    14) Liquid Gas




    Mother of all Oxymorons is-


    15) "Happily Married".
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