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Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...
Ordered 2 drinks
and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them...
Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...
The lawyers quietly looked at each other and
EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!!
( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules)...
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MARWADI opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!
Helper required................
Qualification:- Must have diabetes!
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JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding?
MAN: My lord, I was going to
my father in-law's house to bring back my wife.
JUDGE: Case dismissed
Old but nice jokes
Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...
Ordered 2 drinks
and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them...
Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...
The lawyers quietly looked at each other and
EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!!
( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules)...
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MARWADI opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!
Helper required................
Qualification:- Must have diabetes!
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JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding?
MAN: My lord, I was going to
my father in-law's house to bring back my wife.
JUDGE: Case dismissed